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The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Let's all take a deep breath and get some perspective
I guess it's nice that you all get to spend 20 percent of your time dreaming up useless shit, and I guess you have to use the Montessori method and tell everyone that whatever little piece of shit they've created is just so wonderful and perfect and beautiful -- but really, as I've told Eric before, that doesn't mean you have to release everything these bozos dream up. There's a word for this. It's called "no."
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Pirate Bay Founder Devises DDo$ Attack | The Blog Pirate
Pirate Bay founder Gottfrid Svartholm (aka anakata) recieved a bill for the 30 million SEK that he, along with Peter Sunde (aka brokep), Fredrik Neij (aka TiAMO), and Carl Lundstrom, was fined in the verdict of the Pirate Bay trial just over three weeks ago. The bill inspired anakata to devise a plan involving sending money to Danowsky’s law firm, but not to pay the fine of course which they say will never be payed. Anakata’s clever plan is called internet-avgift, internet-fee in English. Anakata encourages all Internet users to pay extremely small sums around 1 SEK (0.13 USD) to Danowsky’s law firm, which represented the music companies at the Pirate Bay trial. The music companies will not benefit from this, instead it will cost them money to handle and process all the money.
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Pepsi Logo Response - artwork by Lawrence Yang
Great take on the Pepsi logo.
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Christmas Colors for the White House: Red, White and Impeach - Reliable Source - Amy Argetsinger and Roxanne Roberts share gossip from inside the Beltway and beyond.
Rad. An impeach Bush ornament is hanging in the whitehouse.
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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
I knew it! Check this poster out to detect if your cats are plotting to kill you.
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Blue Bananas Surprise Scientists | LiveScience
"Surprisingly, this blue luminescence has been entirely overlooked," said study team leader Bernhard Kräutler of the University of Innsbruck.

Ya until some scientists started raving with black light in an unkempt lab. Probably with Bonobos.
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E. J. Dionne Jr. - What Joe the Plumber Can't Fix - washingtonpost.com
"But McCain was wound up, and before he was done, he made the astonishing claim that some fraudulent voter registrations obtained by ACORN -- that's the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now -- constituted "one of the greatest frauds in voter history" and were "maybe destroying the fabric of democracy." Gosh, I didn't know our democratic fabric was so frail. "
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